If chinks could be convinced that the west celebrates christmas with KFC then there isn't a single doubt in my mind that makes me think they couldn't be convinced that white cock is the best way to celebrate life.
Sometimes you just have to be a little patient; after all at the end of the day a rice fed PAAG like that is always going to be yours. But leave her with that pathetic dicklet of a boy and she'll always worship the time spent with you. Besides, he won't think the kid is his if she's never home.
Then by all means, inspect it as long as you'd like~
Jeez what a massive, thick, hard, pale weapon you're carrying around Sir!~ I should call backup...but I'm a big girl!!! I'll make sure to conduct a very thorough 'inspection and investigation' to make sure you're allowed to carry it!~
Jeez what a massive, thick, hard, pale weapon you're carrying around Sir!~ I should call backup...but I'm a big girl!!! I'll make sure to conduct a very thorough 'inspection and investigation' to make sure you're allowed to carry it!~