I enjoy proving this to "snowbunnies" because I've been called "bigger than a nigger" a lot by the black girls I tease. They then magically seem to forget their preference for the shitskin, but it's funny when they chimp out when rejected. I don't touch disease-ridden, fat, druggy, or ugly nigger-loving skanks.
*Your black co-worker goes on and on about how fanatical he is about a singer and one day that singer releases a one-time “Meet & Greet” Super Special ticket for sale*
*You buy it just to annoy the black guy so he can't get the ticket, making him offer you exaggerated amounts of money until at the end you accept a generous sum but to screw him even more you give him a fake ticket*
*The day comes, the black guy ends up going to jail for trying to sneak into the event and in the meantime you will enjoy your reward, the ticket and the black guy's money*
*The singer offers you a first class sexual service with her huge breasts thinking you are a dedicated fan for buying the ticket but you haven't even heard a song from this bitch and now you have your big white dick between her big tits*
How to make her horny? First, come to her place. Second, talk to her like you're her master. Third, place your hands on her boobs. Fourth, she's yours~~~
How to make her horny? First, come to her place. Second, talk to her like you're her master. Third, place your hands on her boobs. Fourth, she's yours~~~
You forgot the most important step. Be white.
Although you don't even need to mention that, it's common knowledge.