anyone wanna help me make captions?

so, I write erotic comments on R34, some of them long enough to be considered captions, and a lot of them are either gentle femdom or raceplay focused, I could turn these into captions, however, I'm utterly shit at image editing, would someone like to teach me or take the text from me and edit it themselves?

The Resources folder has a tutorial video that includes a section for making captions if you want to try your hand at it. If you use GIMP instead of Photoshop it's a bit different but still quite easy to do.
Or just maybe message the editor/artist that posted a work you have a caption for and see if they're willing to do it.

I think your captions can be improved if you feature Dante from ‘Devil May Cry’.