Since I’m bored I’m going to be doing something stupid and fun. Here is what the dude is properly saying.

> Thank you I’m glad you think I look good today. I never know how good I actually look, I guess only time will tell if other people actually think I’m attractive. But are my looks can’t be the only reason you decided to come speak to me?
>What relationsh-
>Oh, I still can’t believe president Zaawaadi Robinson actually managed to get that bill through. And fortunately, missionary is my favourite position and it’s the most efficient way of getting a woman pregnant.
>Ok I understand, I’ll do what you ask of me.
>Mistress don’t you think this is a little fast we’re still in the office.
>Oh Mistress, Mistress your hand feels great. But r-rape i-iss a little f-fuck up.
>Yes! I’m a stud, your st- stallion wh- who’s always in a, a rut.
>Oh god, thank you mistress that felt amazing. But does my wife know about the new arrangement?