I'm ever so sorry for the rough treatment, traveller from the north. But I'm afraid the situation is dire, my husband, the king was recently taken by a band of assassins, they demand ransom for his release, wich means... Those sons of bitches crossed me... But if I don't pay the ransom I'll lose all authority as ruling queen.
So I come with an offer for you, white man. Kill that worthless nigger, and I'll relinquish the empire of the sands to you... I know full well a man of your... Caliver and tone, could steer this decrepit realm to greatness~
Though of course, you'd still need a loyal queen, no?
