Officer, officer, this is just a big misunderstanding. My girlfriend likes to collect my seed in condoms for her to have as a snack at work. In fact that's where she is right now, but of course sometimes when my little queen here is good, I let her stroke me in the condom, that one there is tainted because she squirted while stroking me and got on the condom. Surely it's not a criminal offense to provide for my lovely black girlfriend but I'm sure we could always work out a solution right?~
"My white girlfriend is so loud and desperate whenever we have sex, this is the third time the police have gotten called over due to her pathetic moans."
"Luckily a bribe of white seed makes them go away everytime."
