krenelgultch is the best.

"Yes?"

"Ummm I'm sorry I ca-"

"Hey I'm still learning!"

"Death, thank's for aski-"

"We just already did"

"Ok, I'm sorry."

"I mean, it's black guys who usually speak in slang"

"Hey, you were the one who asked this question!"

"I mean, I already have that, right he-"

"OK, ok, Jesus..."

How I would react in this situation.

“Hai.” [Translator’s note: “Hai” is “yes” in Japanese]

“Īe, okinakereba narimasen.” [Translator’s note: “ Īe, okinakereba narimasen” is “ No, I have to get up” in Japanese]

“Geez girl, you don’t have to be rude. It’s not my fault. Your language is afraid of closed syllables.”

“Sabaton, why did you ask me that?”

“We did that last night.”

“You just got up and you’re already being a bitch. How did I end up sleeping with you?”

“Ok, first use your teeth. Second stress your syllables and don’t change the picture of your voice. Third relax your mouth.”

“In English we have this phrase. ‘Don’t bite the hand that feeds you’ and right now you’re biting off more than just a hand.”

“OK fine we’ll go get McDonald’s or Pizza Hut.”

“I’m Canadian but close enough.”

Aenglisc_OverKing said:

How I would react in this situation.

“Hai.” [Translator’s note: “Hai” is “yes” in Japanese]

“Īe, okinakereba narimasen.” [Translator’s note: “ Īe, okinakereba narimasen” is “ No, I have to get up” in Japanese]

“Geez girl, you don’t have to be rude. It’s not my fault. Your language is afraid of closed syllables.”

“Sabaton, why did you ask me that?”

“We did that last night.”

“You just got up and you’re already being a bitch. How did I end up sleeping with you?”

“Ok, first use your teeth. Second stress your syllables and don’t change the picture of your voice. Third relax your mouth.”

“In English we have this phrase. ‘Don’t bite the hand that feeds you’ and right now you’re biting off more than just a hand.”

“OK fine we’ll go get McDonald’s or Pizza Hut.”

“I’m Canadian but close enough.”

Great job dude, way better then mine