Gawd, how I'd love to be treated like that by either a hung white femboy, or a perfect, taller white man. I wanna be raped in public till I'm screaming 'Sieg Heil' and being impregnated tenfold!~

"O-OH WOW! What a surprise, they got this decal completely wrong! Thanks for the heads-up...Jerk."

David is peak latino representation