Absolutely wonderful stuff, really; every white human male deserves an entire family of dark elf slaves - the males are so pathetically effete that fucking one of them is practically no different than breeding their mothers and sisters.
What if eating elf bussy gives you the power to see the future or what might come to pass like the Palantír in LoTRs? The elf bussy is magical so everyone is always trying to get that elf bussy XD