American soldiers have to do hard work keeping the terrorists at bay in Pakistan. In order to recieve some recompense, it has become mandatory to pray to and fuck every white american soldier in the local Masjid. As a result the fenale prayer turn out has also increased 3x now that they've discovered a god worth worshipping.
Throw me to the island of amazons and I would not return as I would be too busy plapping. If I lead the argonauts our journey would stop in the clutches of the amazons
