My African-American neighbor had me bored with his Wonder Woman fanaticism, so one day I just wanted to put an end to his obsession.
I made a complaint against him serious enough to get wonder woman's attention and among the things I said was that he was a sick fan of hers with plans to do something horrible to her in the future. Wonder Woman ended up going to my neighbor's house and upon seeing all the posters and pictures, she just bought the story and the accusations were so serious that she had to put him in jail to stand trial.
The guy was sentenced to capital punishment and since today was the day to carry it out I wanted to celebrate, so I called Wonder Woman again to pose as a victim of my neighbor. She was very sorry for not being able to help me earlier and offered to do whatever it took to convict him of his mistake and that was perfect. Now here I am, fucking her huge amazon ass while the one who was her biggest fan is on his way to serve his sentence, things couldn't have worked out better for me :)
