I genuinely have the biggest mancrush on Thistle, like I'm not even joking. There are few characters or people (even the usual trap/femboy characters) that got me the same kind of way Thistle got me. His reveal had me looking like that one gif from the Lego Batman movie.
I can't really describe why past "he's a dark-skinned elf femboy", but I do.
Alright, confession over.