What is the sexiest foreign language?

Since bleached is all about fucking foreign women! What is in your opinion the hottest language to hear in a "bleached" setting? What languages would you want to see used more in bleached material etc? and why?

For me it's easily spanish, with german being an honorable mention . I know just enough to vagely make out what they are saying but not enough so it still maintains an allure of mystique.

Languages like Japanese and korean are too foreign to me. It's still hot hearing a girl moan her heart out in those languages but since they are all gibberish to me none of them particularly stand out compared to others.

Nordic_redhaired_Bvll said:

Since bleached is all about fucking foreign women! What is in your opinion the hottest language to hear in a "bleached" setting? What languages would you want to see used more in bleached material etc? and why?

For me it's easily spanish, with german being an honorable mention . I know just enough to vagely make out what they are saying but not enough so it still maintains an allure of mystique.

Languages like Japanese and korean are too foreign to me. It's still hot hearing a girl moan her heart out in those languages but since they are all gibberish to me none of them particularly stand out compared to others.

Japanese sounds the best to me, but the japanese accent when speaking english is one of the worst, so kinda wierd

fkiblaze said:

Japanese sounds the best to me, but the japanese accent when speaking english is one of the worst, so kinda wierd

What I can say for japanese is that it sounds softer than for example chinese. But yeah accents are different and could be the topic of their own thread. But even then I would probably still say spanish since spanglish accents are hot

Don't understand a lick of Portuguese nor have I heard it enough to give that as my definitive answer. But this feels like the most romantic song I ever heard. For all I know it could be about some shit like Mr. Tinkertrain by Ozzy or We Hate You by Electric Wizard lol.

There was a tweet that went semi-viral a while back (I don't have it but I'm sure someone can find it) about a scene in the French dub of Girls Und Panzer, and something about that video just hit all the right parts of my brain. And then shortly after that, I found the vtuber Saruei (who's French).
So yeah that's how I got psyopped into thinking French is a sexy language.

I'd like to say Japanese or Chinese maybe Korean since I have huge weakness for Asian woman, but honestly when it's spoken by woman I think French might be hottest. Sorry, but it become kind of meme here that any guy wanting to learn French is kind of gay so hearing guy speak French is eww for me, but woman are hot 10/10 I don't know what to think about other languages. For example I would for sure rate higher Russian over German, I'm not sure about Spanish, but well Portuguese sounds bit funny to me. Asian woman moans for sure are hottest though no doubts.

Polish

German is great

Italian is good too

VTheEditor said:

Polish

Good boy. Good boy.

Nordic_redhaired_Bvll said:

What I can say for japanese is that it sounds softer than for example chinese. But yeah accents are different and could be the topic of their own thread. But even then I would probably still say spanish since spanglish accents are hot

Chinese unironicly sounds like "ching chong bing bong" a lot of the time to me, where as japanese doesnt.

GorgeWBussy said:

There was a tweet that went semi-viral a while back (I don't have it but I'm sure someone can find it) about a scene in the French dub of Girls Und Panzer, and something about that video just hit all the right parts of my brain. And then shortly after that, I found the vtuber Saruei (who's French).
So yeah that's how I got psyopped into thinking French is a sexy language.

Egors said:

I'd like to say Japanese or Chinese maybe Korean since I have huge weakness for Asian woman, but honestly when it's spoken by woman I think French might be hottest. Sorry, but it become kind of meme here that any guy wanting to learn French is kind of gay so hearing guy speak French is eww for me, but woman are hot 10/10 I don't know what to think about other languages. For example I would for sure rate higher Russian over German, I'm not sure about Spanish, but well Portuguese sounds bit funny to me. Asian woman moans for sure are hottest though no doubts.

yea i like french accents for women

French is probably the sexiest European language although I’m partial to Hungarian and Welsh (it literally sounds ‘elvish’), with Japanese being the sexiest Asian language. Arabic is the sexiest middle eastern language, and I don’t know much about Africa to say but I would guess that Ethiopian ‘Amheric’ is likely the sexiest (seeming as tho east Africa has been the most civilised for the longest time on its own). This is all under the assumption that the language is being spoken by a woman lol.

VTheEditor said:

Polish

Thanks for the input Dirlewanger

Karelian

SelfmadeEgg said:

Karelian

It's my lucky day, isn't it

TheBlondAnthropologist said:

It's my lucky day, isn't it

If you love men, then maybe

SelfmadeEgg said:

If you love men, then maybe

Any hole is a goal

TheBlondAnthropologist said:

Any hole is a goal

Unless it is a farm

fkiblaze said:

Japanese sounds the best to me, but the japanese accent when speaking english is one of the worst, so kinda wierd

Weeb.

Nordic_redhaired_Bvll said:

Since bleached is all about fucking foreign women! What is in your opinion the hottest language to hear in a "bleached" setting? What languages would you want to see used more in bleached material etc? and why?

For me it's easily spanish, with german being an honorable mention . I know just enough to vagely make out what they are saying but not enough so it still maintains an allure of mystique.

Languages like Japanese and korean are too foreign to me. It's still hot hearing a girl moan her heart out in those languages but since they are all gibberish to me none of them particularly stand out compared to others.

I guess I don't really have preferences for " Sexy " languages but Spanish is called a romance langauge for a reason and I think german can be a beautiful langauge depending on how it's spoken ( or maybe Hiroyuki Sawano's music just has a masterful lexicon of german words )

East Asian Langauges when it comes to sex I don't really find all that sexy and if anything I don't really like them because it sounds like I'm hurting them ( and not in the sexy way ) , If I were to go to Japan just for sex tourism like is the wet dream of most users on here ( ew brother, brother ew ) I get the feeling i'd just be really akward in bed because I'd always be questioning if I was hurting them even if I was trying to be delicate.

IvoryFutaIII said:

Weeb.

Nah, if that was the case i wouldnt say it has the worst english accent, cause weebs just prefer all things japan.