Can be anybody or anything. Male or female, real or fictional, white or nonwhite, human or nonhuman.
Preferably with an explanation as to why you’d hit
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GorgeWBussy said:
Can be anybody or anything. Male or female, real or fictional, white or nonwhite, human or nonhuman.
Preferably with an explanation as to why you’d hit
Orisa from overwatch snip4fur may twisted my visión of the character and i don't fucking play slopwatch, but hear me out, fat ass nigerian centaur mommy.
Ellie Williams cause I got a crush on her model. Thick eyebrows, dark hair, messy hair bun, bright eyes and freckles on her face. She'd probably kill me though since she's a lesbian. Harley Quinn would probably be the most literal answer since she killed children by donating game consoles that were rigged with explosives when they were updated. I wouldn't be crazy enough to go at it with her if she was real. But she ain't so... smash.
I'm gonna go with one male and one female, because you know me.
For female, I'm gonna go with a basic bitch option (by "crazy would" standards anyhow): Glados from Portal. I'm a dom, but Glados does things to me that I cannot diagnose. I think when I was young I saw some artwork of her as a woman in bondage (since there's a theory or something that her design is based off of that) and that permanently rewired my brain.
For male, I'm choosing Pestrica. No I will not elaborate as to why.
whitebread said:
Orisa from overwatch snip4fur may twisted my visión of the character and i don't fucking play slopwatch, but hear me out, fat ass nigerian centaur mommy.
...honestly I see the vision.
GorgeWBussy said:
For male, I'm choosing Pestrica. No I will not elaborate as to why.
I can see why you choose them, clussy is really something powerful.
As for male characters, i'm not really that gay but i do like some femboys and twinks such as kabru, but im kinda gay for some of the primarchs of 40k that would be my craziest hear me out from males since all primarchs are hunks.
The "celeb" that got me into blue eyes was David Berkowitz. I'm not a hybristophiliac, he just has sexy eyes. I think no further explanation can be given.
Bonus are Hernán Cortés (the guy who killed off and colonized the Aztecs) and Prince Harry in that one Nazi scandal. The bright red cheeks and completely "low-key" way he wears that swastika got me GOING.
queerchinkboy said:
Pestrica is so hot.... tho I thought is gender ambiguous
Yeah, that is true, Although I'm willing to bet money that Pestrica's a guy under that mask (I'd be pleasantly surprised if I was wrong tho). For this, we can consider them non-binary I guess.
If you want an actual male character from me, I raise Andrew Graves. Again, kind of a basic bitch option since a part of the Coffin fanbase (both men and women) thirst over Andrew. But he's mainly my craziest "would" in the literal sense (the guy's a manipulative, devil-worshiping, cannibalistic, incestuous child murderer) and in the sense that he doesn't really fit the description of what I like in a guy. He's not a femboy. He's a twink at most, and that's being pretty generous. But still, I'd bag him assuming his sister isn't a factor.
LatinaOfHearts said:
Bonus are Hernán Cortés (the guy who killed off and colonized the Aztecs)
Was he the one who wrote about how the native women had the biggest titties he'd ever seen? I know it was some Spanish explorer but I don't remember if it was Cortes.