My first hookup was in college with a Jewish girl who "always wanted a Catholic boyfriend".
It was bad. BAD.
In the middle of sex, she ripped off the condom and started riding me raw, putting her head against my chest and telling me how badly she wanted my babies.
I did my damnedest to pull out, but I ended up creampieing her and passing out. My nut remaining inside of her all night long. When we woke up, I freaked the fuck out and was terrified for the next couple of weeks before I got confirmation she wasn't pregnant.
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